Today, my estranged wife threatened to slit her wrist with a razor blade if I did not send her $50,000. She sent me a picture of her pressing a Gillette Safety razor to her wrist. It looked like she was getting ready to shave her perpetually hairy arms. She never was the sharpest knife in the drawer. FML
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Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, my wife faked being kidnapped. She composed a ransom letter and made calls from her phone screaming for help frantically and hanging up. I got the cops involved. Turns out it was all a scam, because she “wanted to see what I’d do” because apparently she “hasn’t been feeling loved” lately. FML
Today, my ex-wife tried to hit me up for money for a skip bin, because the kids' room was too messy. She then sent me a picture of the mess after I said no, then I retaliated by submitting a report to child services against her. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Today, my wife picked a fight with a guy twice my size, then expected me to “man up and teach the bitch a lesson.” I’m not insane so I of course refused to fight, then she locked me out of the house for embarrassing her in front of her sisters. I want a frisking divorce. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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core01 30
Step 1. File for divorce. Step 2. Block her on everything.
Thaylok 17
she needs mental health help. harried or not it could be seen as neglect to not get her help. Yes people will call adult protective services.
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core01 30
Step 1. File for divorce. Step 2. Block her on everything.
Thaylok 17
she needs mental health help. harried or not it could be seen as neglect to not get her help. Yes people will call adult protective services.
Nazmazh 18
I believe the proper course of action, especially since she's sent you evidence of herself threatening self-harm is to "take it seriously" and acknowledge that you have neither the training or appropriate relationship with the situation to effectively help her through this mental health crisis - Therefore, you refer it to the appropriate emergency responders, who should be able to help her and make sure she's not a threat to herself or others. Probably even take her in to the psych ward for a proper assessment, that sort of thing. [The point being that she will learn rather quickly not to make such threats as an attempt at manipulation/extortion, as she will find herself some combination of stuck in the psych ward for a few days each time, or facing the ire of cops for wasting everyone's time and committing a crime, if she admits to being fully competent/not actually seriously threatening self-harm]
Nazmazh 18
I believe the proper course of action, especially since she's sent you evidence of herself threatening self-harm is to "take it seriously" and acknowledge that you have neither the training or appropriate relationship with the situation to effectively help her through this mental health crisis - Therefore, you refer it to the appropriate emergency responders, who should be able to help her and make sure she's not a threat to herself or others. Probably even take her in to the psych ward for a proper assessment, that sort of thing. [The point being that she will learn rather quickly not to make such threats as an attempt at manipulation/extortion, as she will find herself some combination of stuck in the psych ward for a few days each time, or facing the ire of cops for wasting everyone's time and committing a crime, if she admits to being fully competent/not actually seriously threatening self-harm]
Lffayen 4
absolutely do this. I've lost too many friends over the years to suicide and she needs to either seriously get help or be taught in the most direct way that crying wolf can have consequences.