Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, we’ve had a rat problem in our house for a few weeks. Recently I hid a bottle of booze in my room so my parents wouldn’t see it. But my parents saw a rat in my room and tore the whole thing apart to find it, eventually finding my bottle instead. I was literally ratted out by a rat. FML
Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my third story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
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Epiczors 0
looks like rat soup tonight!
SokDek 14
that sucks
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Comments (76)
jewban 3
yay for rat soup. so deliciouso
RidinTrollz 0
rattatoullie?
jkemp1984 10
"wild rat?" how many "domesticated rats" do you know?
ruby_red 3
Actually, I do know some "domesticated rats". They're called fancy rats, they've been bred separately from wild rats for over a century, and they make great pets. I have 3 of them :) Wild rats on the other hand...put down some rat poison.
siege10 0
they're ... autocorrect is killing me today
sarahkhan93 4
hehe your comment made me smile :)
perdix 31
What were you expecting? Elves?
Zmeilerr 22
Yes.
MrCalves 1
Elves aren't animals so that would be a ridiculous expectation.
bioboy725 10
they prefer to be called little people… don't be rude
takeapieandrun 9
That's a Gnome, not an Elf. Usually Elves are depicted as being as tall as Humans.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for living in filth and attracting nasty rodents.
stronghand0331 17
Maybe it was the bed intruder that everyone is talking about... Some idiot in the projects.
MrCalves 1
If everybody was talking about him, you wouldn't have to speak about him in further detail...
stronghand0331 17
Go worry about your calves dear.
zp5 4
its a family get together! give them nice rat traps to lay down and relax on, and some rat poison in their food so they have a little spice. if you know what i mean.
mintcar 10
This reminded me of the movie "An American Tale." I think they were Russian mice not rats though. I don't know why your FML reminded me if the movie, weird. Hahahaha. Anyways, FYL.
sourgirl101 29
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight (Sung in a mouse voice of course)
CherryBomb511 3
I'm going to be really lame here and say that I loved that movie as a kid!!
Hughmadd 0
I would seriously pass out. I'm a major Musophobe, someone afraid of rats/mice. I'm not sure if that's the correct spelling or not. I would Google it, but I'm too terrified the Image results might show me picture of mice. I've had this problem since I was eight. My parents had to move out because my house had too much of an infestation and our exterminator was garbage. /sob story And most people think I'm joking when I tell them at first. Sucks badly...:/
freakybella 0
I am one also. I cry and scream if I see one. When I was a teen my cat left a dead rat in my bed as a present. I made my parents get rid of the bed after that. I slept on my floor or our couch until I got a new bed. Ugh! This FML gives me the heebie jeebies just reading it, I hope I don't have nightmares tonight. I'm sorry, OP I think your family should move asap!
fearthereaper79 0
oh so it was a wild rat not a tamed rat, well thank you for clearing that all up for me.
DocBastard 40
Maybe if you weren't in the kitchen this wouldn't be a problem. Since you're a woman...in the kitchen. Erm, nevermind.
RidinTrollz 0
I needa chicken sendwichh... GEEZUS!
hawk515 0
wait there are domesticated rats?