Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, we’ve had a rat problem in our house for a few weeks. Recently I hid a bottle of booze in my room so my parents wouldn’t see it. But my parents saw a rat in my room and tore the whole thing apart to find it, eventually finding my bottle instead. I was literally ratted out by a rat. FML
Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my third story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
Today, while vacuuming my car, I discovered a hole in the floor under one of the seats. Unable to figure out where it came from, I took it to a professional, who informed me that a family of rats has been making my car their home for the last several months. How lovely. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
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Top comments
Epiczors 0
looks like rat soup tonight!
SokDek 14
that sucks
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Comments (76)
puddinfellow 2
Ratatouille FTW!
skyeyez9 25
Domesticated rats are tame, affectionate and intelligent. Wild rats will eat your face off while you're sleeping.
smashgrab 0
As opposed to a domesticated rat? FYL for having ANY rodent (they creep me out, with the big teeth...), call a professional rodent genocide expert!
FMLinCA 12
you're dirty. lol.
beast195 0
haha u dirty get u some soap for christmas
jmoda66 0
nasty
Brittneyyyy 7
How cute! Although wild rats don't belong in the house. My parents put this thing in our garage that gives off a high (low?) frequency soundwaves that the mice don't come near it. Don't really know much about sound waves, sorry. But it seems to work, get it for your house!
PamParanoia 0
lol at #15 xD
maniac310 2
not a big deal :/ just put a rap trap out and thats it
iheartglasses 0
Your house may very well be in need of a spring cleaning, but rodents invade even the cleanest houses. Would you prefer to sleep outside or in a cozy wall you stuffed with random lovies? Id definitely set out some rat traps, but watch out or you can break a finger if you dont set it right lol That and a lot of poison considering its getting cold outside. OR get one of those sound devices a commenter was talking about. Not your cheapest option but if they work, they work :)