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By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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By TotaledBeamer - 03/06/2019 22:09

Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 00:02

Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML

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By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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By runsinthefamily - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

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By bettercallpeta - 15/02/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML

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cwark 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:17

So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?

Saccharide 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:14

FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?

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nolimits 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:17

You should have ran over the owner too - double points!

cwark 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:17

So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?

Stahn 0

Friday 22 January 2010 21:15

quite possibly a zombie dog at that. now that's some scary shit.

Soulathyia 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:22

YDI! You killed an animal! I hope they get you!

sentient 10

Friday 22 January 2010 20:24

you killed an animal! You deserve a medal!

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:29

I love animals, they're delicious.

Boddmon 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:35

Wait who said the dog died??

Reaper181991 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:39

if you like to eat meat of any kind then stfu

bds0688 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:22

Fag.

sentient 10

Monday 25 January 2010 17:09

one can hope

redmonkey224539 9

Monday 30 January 2012 12:21

It was obviously an accident and no animal is worth another persons

matticus27 14

Friday 22 January 2010 20:22

next time dont hit my dog and i wont chase you

jenniferyoung120 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:25

agreed agreed agreed!!! YDI

bsting17 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:28

10 points if you hit the dogs owner..

kkleiberg 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:52

lol

firecopy 6

Saturday 23 January 2010 14:41

20 points if you nail his wife...

playnejayne 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:29

The dog chased you with a shotgun!?

epanssereves 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:32

I'd say it's F their life for missing you with that shotgun.

Soulathyia 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:33

Lol at your icon!

Mrs_Holland 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:32

Here in NV it's legal to hang someone in your front yard for killing your dog on your property. lol. Maybe next time, don't hit a dog!

Boddmon 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:38

There are so many things wrong with this I don't know where to begin..... anyways, it's not very likely that OP hit the dog on the neighbors property anyhow. Chances are the dog ran out on to the street. Therefore the neighbor is not allowed to hang OP.

turdburgers 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:08

27- I seriously doubt that.

bds0688 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:08

Good thing the road isn't your property then huh, dipshit?

relyo 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:34

Today, I was playing wii hunting when my neighbor ran over my dog. I tried to see if he was ok but he just ran away. Now I have no dog and my neighbor thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

DJ_Chutfield 4

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:03

Do you often wield a shotgun and chase people down for a mile to see if they're ok?

B_Ez88 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:37

I hope they caught u... bastard

Reaper181991 0

Friday 22 January 2010 20:42

shit happens, by saying what you just said i dout you drive. any driver knows that animals are dumb and will run out into the road. i for ine will not crash my vehicle to miss a damn dog

noype 0

Friday 22 January 2010 21:30

To follow up on that, if the dog was not on a leash and where OP lives has leash laws, OP can potentially sue the dog's owner for damage to their vehicle.

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