Health and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that unlike in movies, you really don't know...

By Ouch - 06/03/2017 22:00 - United States - Amelia

Today, I found out that unlike in movies, you really don't know you're shot until you see the gunshot wound. Then, once the adrenaline wears off, it's complete agony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 038

You deserved it 439

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Same thing different taste

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By Glass Joe - 23/05/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I learned that kicking an armed mugger's ass is something that only happens in movies, and that brass knuckles are really fucking painful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 805

You deserved it 274

By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 237

You deserved it 11 971

By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 18:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 346

You deserved it 2 142

New sensation

By Anon Y. Mous - 02/10/2015 04:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 851

You deserved it 2 404

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 403

You deserved it 4 738

Ouch, ouch, ouch

By Teh_Moo_fml - 13/03/2021 00:30

Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 837

You deserved it 118

By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 262

You deserved it 6 676

Pinned

By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 721

You deserved it 126

Spooked

By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 647

You deserved it 70

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 14:58 - United States - Commack

Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 796

You deserved it 3 652

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 7 March 2017 4:26

Man, tell me about it! The opposite applies to walking over cliffs. I stepped over the edge of a drop off just the other day and started falling without time to look down, gulp, and give a worried glance to the camera! Those Loony Toon/Warner Bros. bastards lied, dammit!

darshini_ii 24

Tuesday 7 March 2017 4:17

Plot twist, OP is the bad guy.

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TMO2142 25

Tuesday 7 March 2017 14:42

Same thing with a rash, you dont notice it but when you do it starts itching like hell.

sparkledoge 29

Tuesday 7 March 2017 21:28

An thus, OP drifted off to their peaceful rest, as the prophecy foretold, their FML had been published. Seriously though i hope you're okay. And that the person who shot you go arrested.