Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
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SaRah_In_LoVe 0
haha well do you want your brother to find you attractive? Besides, the kitchen is better, you don't have to deal with rude customers face to face.
starile 20
Do you want your brother to think you're hot?
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Comments (73)
SadinSherman 16
Maybe he is trying to give the other employees a fair chance.
iwantit_fml 1
fyl for working for your brother but if my brother was working for me i'd make him clean the toilet and stuff like that :P another thing : he's your brother at least be glad he doesn'tthink your hot... and looks aren't everything...
duckiesrevenges 0
thats ur own fault
DVecc 0
maybe he doesn't find you attractive enough because you're related and that'd be pretty weird of he did...
coco666maggot 3
Being your boss' sister doesn't make you prettier.
juxtaposaurus 0
Haha. At least you'll never have the problem of deciding whether or not to sleep with your boss to get a promotion/raise.
taintedtruffle 42
Sure she does e_e
jordanweatherall 0
At least your brother doesn't want to **** his sister.
BuhxritNAYY 5
well that's why. if he's your brother he is just torturing you, or the fact a brother won't look at his sister in an attractive way. duhhh
bvbsoldier 0
dude, why FYL? I would be MAJORLY creeped out if my brother thought I was attractive. there's a reason incest is illegal
birdfreak 24
its a brother thing guys shouldnt notice how attractive their sister is it's just plain wrong