Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got fired from my job. My boss is my brother. His reason being that, "it would create awkward tension between us." I've been working for him for 5 years, and it's like he's only just realised that I was there. FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
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Top comments
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
haha well do you want your brother to find you attractive? Besides, the kitchen is better, you don't have to deal with rude customers face to face.
starile 20
Do you want your brother to think you're hot?
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Comments (73)
SCBeauty1983 0
Ouch...
asherbaby55 3
would you rather your brother think that you're attractive?
aback 5
Exactly. WTF?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
So, I'm guessing, no incest?
atomicwedgie4u 0
did you really just say you want your brother to think your hot?
DocBastard 40
In the spirit of Fortuitous' comment, I'm offended that this girl is working in a kitchen?
Daddymo 14
"a kitchen staff"?
kallisti 2
that's pretty creepy... not the 8 year difference in itself but the initial ages when they hooked up. I guess all that matters now is that it worked out for them... and you.. apparently.
sweet_candy_ 17
wrong fml :(
kallisti 2
I know :P but theres no turning back once it's posted! :)
ericamari3x 0
I believe this comment is on the wrong FML.
SettoFail 9
you want your brother to think your attractive?
isitreallythatba 0
do u really want ur bro to think ur attractive...?
SoCalHunn 0
Bro!
OmegWar 5
Brother wins for being your boss! :D