Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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Momo_Moonlight 25
The love of your life after a fortnight. Right.
littlexlune 16
Only two weeks in and he's already "the love of your life"? I think you have bigger issues.
yellowaholic 25
I think that op means that the boy she has loved from afar for a long time finally asked her out and it has been two weeks, or maybe she just doesn't know what love is.
Hurmbifrum 14
Based on the nature of his bet, I'd wager you're in middle school, meaning you have no idea what love is. So, you'll be fine, and you'll be over it in a month or so, moved on to some other 'love'.
imhope 23
FHL
LRSandTJB412 8
Two weeks and he's the love of your life?..
cuntbucket 3
Okay, too far. What the hell? You were dating him for two weeks. Did you really not realize something weird was going on?
ProctorKProducti 5
YDI for thinking he's the love of your life after 2 weeks
SexyMexi21 23
how does one become "the love of your life" if you have gone out for 2 weeks?
worldclassrager 41
So how does this play out? Was it a two week date and he admitted this to break it off or just something he had to come clean about?