Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
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Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
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i_imagine 0
And you never wondered where it went..?
wantmenot 0
gerbil + cage = good
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Comments (58)
Dhamy 0
I agree with number 1 and 2.
hahaha6 0
I would like to claim that I would have put two and two together LONG before the week was up. Missing gerbil+ awful stench= nothing good
friedkabob1225 0
it seems as though nobody these days knows how to take care a gerbil. or maybe they are just very suicidal creatures. its amazing that they arent extinct by now because ive heard about a million stories of peoples dead gerbils
designedlikedice 0
Rip off of another fml about a stinky apartment and a dead cat. Way to go.
swick25 22
no one said anything about a ******* cat asshole
alex_vik 1
And it wasn't in a cage why?
Claeric 0
GUYS SITUATIONS CAN ONLY HAPPEN ONCE IN THE UNIVERSE ANYTHING CLOSELY RESEMBLING THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARD SOMETHING SIMILAR IS A CLEAR AND FLAGRANT RIPOFF AM I RIGHT God DAMN you people are ******* stupid. And the reason it wasnt in a cage? Try reading the ******* thing before bitching about it. Please note that it specifically says "freedom-loving". Clearly it always free-roamed about the apartment no problem because it was better for it to explore.
louisianagrrrrl 0
How did it take you a week to figure this out? Wouldnt you have noticed the smell was strongest by the bed that you sleep on every night and looked underneath sooner?
cal27 0
How did this get past moderation? There's a period after the "FML" at the end! That is unacceptable!
Jrsayshi 0
Haha
fuckitsmandee 0
and you didn't realize your gerbil was missing? decomposing..doesn't that take like a month or something? atleast keep it in a cage (lol #2) how the **** did it get in tha bed?
ebbasaur 0
Agree with #1. How could you possibly not wonder where it went? You are by far the worst pet owner ever. Dude, never ever ever, have children. You'll end up in prison, I'm sure.