By badpigeon - 24/02/2017 18:35 - France - Le Mans

Today, I was on my motorbike, riding through town, when a bird collided with my crash helmet. I lost my balance, and fell. As a result: a leg, a rib and a wrist of mine were broken. The EMT guy helpfully reassured me that the pigeon was A-OK. FML
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species4872 19

It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.

I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird. Remember the bird is the word!!!!

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You're lucky it wasn't worse, though that blows. Sorry OP

I don't know. It seems like quite the outcome only for colliding with a small bird

I hope it was not as bad as in the picture

I hope it was not as bad as in the picture

species4872 19

It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.

Dang, I bet that bird-brain didn't even have insurance.

I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird. Remember the bird is the word!!!!

Alex Cross 2

shit dude is your helmet OK? ?

Did the EMT have to give the pigeon mouth-to-beak resuscitation?

As a former EMT, i can confirm that we will not look into the pigeon's condition at all, the top priority are the HUMANS involved in any incident, not animals, especially pigeons

France. The motorcycle is probably a 50cc scooter and he crashed at 15kph.