Today, I was on my motorbike, riding through town, when a bird...

Today, I was on my motorbike, riding through town, when a bird collided with my crash helmet. I lost my balance, and fell. As a result: a leg, a rib and a wrist of mine were broken. The EMT guy helpfully reassured me that the pigeon was A-OK. FML

By badpigeon / Friday 24 February 2017 18:32 / France

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By species4872 | 19

#7415898 - Friday 24 February 2017 19:25

It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.

By jcash52426 | 5

#7415934 - Friday 24 February 2017 20:30

I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird.
Remember the bird is the word!!!!

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By Sheepiebeepie | 26

#7415890 - Friday 24 February 2017 18:52

You're lucky it wasn't worse, though that blows. Sorry OP

Bartek0600 | 4

#7430569 - Tuesday 28 March 2017 13:39

SaltyLurker | 10

#7709018 - Monday 15 October 2018 14:12

I don't know. It seems like quite the outcome only for colliding with a small bird

By cuddlycactus | 11

#7415895 - Friday 24 February 2017 19:02

I hope it was not as bad as in the picture

By cuddlycactus | 11

#7415896 - Friday 24 February 2017 19:02

I hope it was not as bad as in the picture

By species4872 | 19

#7415898 - Friday 24 February 2017 19:25

It isn't called a crash helmet for nothing.

By Ravenbird0072 | 11

#7415932 - Friday 24 February 2017 20:27

Dang, I bet that bird-brain didn't even have insurance.

By jcash52426 | 5

#7415934 - Friday 24 February 2017 20:30

I wonder is if judge Judy would take the case of you vs. the bird.
Remember the bird is the word!!!!

By Alex Cross | 2

#7415943 - Friday 24 February 2017 20:54

shit dude is your helmet OK? ?

By martron3000 | 5

#7416089 - Saturday 25 February 2017 3:57

Did the EMT have to give the pigeon mouth-to-beak resuscitation?

By Stef1488 | 0

#7416163 - Saturday 25 February 2017 8:18

As a former EMT, i can confirm that we will not look into the pigeon's condition at all, the top priority are the HUMANS involved in any incident, not animals, especially pigeons

By Colon_Man | 17

#7416827 - Sunday 26 February 2017 18:08

France. The motorcycle is probably a 50cc scooter and he crashed at 15kph.