FML : Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered...

Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lily_marleen - / Monday 24 October 2016 12:58 / United States

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By theRonin | 18

#6705988 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 12:13

Why not just throw out the fruit instead of arguing about it? Be less of a hassle if the fruit is dealt with before it rots.

By Sady_Ct | 27

#6705983 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 11:55

Flies is flies. Fruit or beer. They will get into anything if you leave the door or windows open

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By catlady4eva | 9

#6705980 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 11:50

Well why'd you leave the beer out?!

catlady4eva | 9

#6705982 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 11:52

Btw this is a joke so don't get butthurt

Lalala579121 | 27

#6705984 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 11:55

[insert butthurt comment here]

IanTheKorean | 8

#6706002 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 13:25

Ur pretty bad at this joke thing #1....

By Sady_Ct | 27

#6705983 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 11:55

Flies is flies. Fruit or beer. They will get into anything if you leave the door or windows open

val_428 | 8

#6706100 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 16:33

Fruit flies, not regular flies..

By theRonin | 18

#6705988 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 12:13

Why not just throw out the fruit instead of arguing about it? Be less of a hassle if the fruit is dealt with before it rots.

tantanpanda | 26

#6706086 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 16:04

I have a better idea: subtly dab the rotting fruit juices in inconspicuous places on her stuff, or, I *suppose*, you could create a resolution by placing some ground rules for both her and yourself.

By RodzillaX | 30

#6705994 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 12:56

How very unappealing, let's hope this rotten situation doesn't ferment any longer.

By melbournearsenal | 18

#6705995 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 13:11

Flies are notorious alcoholics

By Jay18 | 21

#6705996 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 13:12

Throw it out yourself and and stop leaving your beer around. And close your doors and windows, also make your bed, and clean your room, and do your homework, and tuck your shirt in, and nag nag nag.

By ShortieRose | 27

#6705998 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 13:13

Throw out the fruit and put a bowl of apple cider vinegar with a drop of dish soap. You'll be rid of them in no time! Also rinse your drains once or twice a day with very hot water... that's where they breed.

ast3150 | 13

#6706006 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 13:50

Agree, Vinegar + Water + Dish Soap works wonders on these bastards.

By Goblin182 | 26

#6706041 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 14:39

Eat her fruit before it rots, tell her you have no idea what happen, maybe she ate it and didn't remember. No need and letting good fruit go to waste.

By Batpengen | 2

#6706049 - Tuesday 25 October 2016 14:55

to get rid of fruit flies get a bowl and put a large slice of apple in it. then cover the bowl with plastic wrap and poke small holes in it. that way the fruit flies can get in but they won't be able to find a way out.