Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met....

By H1dd3n - 01/06/2013 23:31 - United States - La Quinta

Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 057

You deserved it 3 838

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 106

You deserved it 3 085

By Christopher Tobler - 26/04/2019 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 079

You deserved it 452

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 978

You deserved it 4 922

Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 781

You deserved it 92

WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 826

You deserved it 3 297

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 150

You deserved it 4 049

By Briscuit - 05/12/2013 00:00 - Canada - Pitt Meadows

Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 106

You deserved it 2 656

By StillPissedOffAtIrony - 06/09/2014 17:25 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 291

You deserved it 3 759

By 42 - 07/07/2010 09:43 - Canada

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 732

You deserved it 4 118

By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 012

You deserved it 3 968

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:37

I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!

pistachiopanda 19

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:41

Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat

Comments

andrewbourgeois1 5

Monday 3 June 2013 4:55

A week old? You should have waited for the recently announced PS4!

nikolkaw 9

Monday 3 June 2013 9:47

Which proves why she wasn't one of the best projects. But I don't think she realized your parents said "ONE of the best" she could be the other.

Kennuckle_fml 6

Monday 3 June 2013 17:58

Yep she is definitely going to have to pay you back for a new one or repairs.

RobertGlessinv 3

Tuesday 4 June 2013 1:54

Your fault for having a PS3

18Divine 4

Tuesday 4 June 2013 2:16

Kick her in the throat

cjr413 0

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:21

She better pay to replace it...

jessejamesc 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:45

parents need to be more careful though. things like that can seriously harm children if they dont know how to coach well. Tell her not to be jealous because everyone has strengths that make up for lacks.