Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, just because my mum's friend's son got better grades than me, she's now treating me like shit. You know what lady? His mom is way better than you too! She didn't attempt to kill her child half a dozen times, and you don't see me complaining about it all day long. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I finally accepted my mom will never be a good person, and I'm looking forward to her dying. Apparently, she'd been telling everyone I was a difficult child. I was cooking dinner for her and her boyfriends way back in elementary school. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me because I dared, yes DARED, to go out with a girl who stands up to her instead of just meekly doing what she tells her. Which should tell you exactly what sort of woman my mother is, so you know this FML is just the tip of my lifelong misery iceberg. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Just tell her you've been sneaking around behind her back and have gotten 3 abortions so far.
541 0
that sucks. glad my parents aren't oveprotective.
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Comments (91)
Yatta_fml 0
How does she go about doing that, exactly? I don't see how you could never have found this out if your boyfriends were serious about you at all, since they would have spoke to you about whatever your mom has had to say/do against them/you - not just taken whatever your mom said or did behind your back and broke up with you over it without telling you that was the reason.
Chopperman_fml 0
How serious are guys supposed to be in junior high? If the girl has a crazy mom, they purchase a one-way ticket to Splitsville. FYL, OP.
B_McG 0
Yatta, it wasn't anything she's said to them about me. What she said about them to me/to their faces. Psychological. I never thought she was that crafty.
sarcdude 3
And you believed your mom? Was she around these people more than you were?
somela 0
hahahaha well now you know who to blame when you're living alone, with 5 cats.
drano 0
This would be a bigger fml if it ended with "I'm 55"
DrewsFML 8
I'm guessing mom slept with the potential BFs, recorded it, then blackmailed them into staying away from her daughter. But that's just a guess, because I'm NOT actually her mother in disguise. Nope.
lonelyboy23 0
Oh ****!
perdix 31
Get a sex-change operation. That'll show her!
FoundManyLemons 0
If they weren't good enough they could wreck the relationships themselves. FYL
DBkkk 0
I hate strict parents. If mine were strict I would murder them at night.
_adnil_ 0
wow DBkk. :-
MiseryAlice 0
I wouldnt talk to her again for a long time