Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, just because my mum's friend's son got better grades than me, she's now treating me like shit. You know what lady? His mom is way better than you too! She didn't attempt to kill her child half a dozen times, and you don't see me complaining about it all day long. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I finally accepted my mom will never be a good person, and I'm looking forward to her dying. Apparently, she'd been telling everyone I was a difficult child. I was cooking dinner for her and her boyfriends way back in elementary school. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me because I dared, yes DARED, to go out with a girl who stands up to her instead of just meekly doing what she tells her. Which should tell you exactly what sort of woman my mother is, so you know this FML is just the tip of my lifelong misery iceberg. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Just tell her you've been sneaking around behind her back and have gotten 3 abortions so far.
541 0
that sucks. glad my parents aren't oveprotective.
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NCGolden 0
my girlfriends mom is the same way I guess I'm lucky she likes me
ELLIE37713 0
You don't get speech marks, do you?
xoxcinderellaxox 0
you'll never find a man, you'll end up living with your mom your whole life.
xdrumkid101x 0
fyl
shawtythuqqin69 0
wow, im so glad my moms never like that. she might have her opinion but oh well and my dads never around so hahaha
teeman06 0
What an idiot
cthulhu1138 1
If no one is good enough for you, and your boyfriend is better than no one, wouldn't that make him good enough for you.
spoingbabe 0
wow I feel u. When I was 11 I was going out with someone and my mom was like your 2 young blah blah blah
TheLoneWolf87 4
WTF, 11? Are you gonna say 14 is the perfect age for sex? You are too young. On the other hand, that relationship would have lasted like 2 weeks.
sayheyyybabe 0
11 is a fine age to begin dating, I think, as long as you're in middle school. They're not having sex. The furthest they'll go is a half-second peck on the lips. It's not like they'll get pregnant or anything. Most of them won't even have their period yet.
scateice 0
Actually, I've seen 10 year olds kiss fully on the lips for like 5 seconds :/ I wouldn't be so sure. But yeah, most of them probably haven't had their periods yet so don't go yelling," FUTURE PREGNANT YEAR OLD!" I don't see how dating is bad, alot of my friends had bf/gf's in the 6th grade.
Gregory7 0
@ bgpink and you have to realize that OP's mom has been preventing relationships since junior high which means OP is probably in early high school so 14 or 15 and still not allowed to date and your ridiculously close-minded for thinking that just because someone starts dating in 6th or 7th grade means they will be having sex at 16 which is ridiculous since the most that happens in a relationship before 8th grade+ is usually a hug or a solitary peck on the lips
B_McG 0
I'm actually a college grad... which makes it even more sad.
chicabonita5683 0
On the upside...at least you are fully aware of this now and can at least pre-warn your dates if things are really starting to get serious...maybe confront her about it...ask her if she would like you to move back in with her and live with her the rest of your life...tell her that if she doesn't stop meddling, you are done...many options of ways to tell her to keep her nose out.
TheRealEllieSan 9
At my middle school at least two girls got pregnant each year, guys smoked weed in the bathrooms, and my school wasn't even that bad compared with others in our district. A lot can happen when 11 year olds try to grow up too fast.
Paige_14 0
Jeez, and I thought my parents were over-protective. that really sucks.
TheLoneWolf87 4
Talk about a bizznatch. Parents suck. >_>