Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML
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Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I discovered that my family routinely waits until after my bedtime to order a pepperoni pizza, my favorite food. If that wasn't bad enough, I'm 17 and still have a strictly enforced bedtime. FML
Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite coffee place, which I’ve been meaning to go back to for months, completely shut down. It was one of the only good things about my city. FML
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Top comments
MetalxSoldier 26
Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.
Tripartita 45
I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.
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Comments (34)
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
This world is becoming such a horrible place. :(
stessytaylor7 2
no one will deliver to my apartment night or day because we live in a "high risk area". i feel your pain OP
Mark600601 6
Yeah I remember back at the pizza place I worked how many people got so upset when we said we wouldnt deliever because 1 driver got robbed there. I honestly that it was a little ridiclous. I was there for 2 years and that specific place had one of our drivers get held up once and it was a decent complex just a shitty situation. Alternatively there was one place I delievered to multiple times that was really shady. Actually had one customer there tell me to watch out cuz i might get shot but nothing ever happended there but nothing happened so we continued to deliever there I see where managment is coming from but I think the drivers word should count for a little more
wow2mylife 25
just go and order it during the day now what's the big deal
l3b4s1 8
Thats sad
Yapiej 21
Ahh that sucks. Well at least they will still deliver during the day/when it's light out. But I can understand the fact that they don't deliver at night anymore. Sucks for the pizza place and you.
del8069 1
Must live in Dayton
born_hustla 26
Damn.. People are hungry out there! That's ****** up tho.
Bunnyluver 20
Its not F your life. I'd be glad that their employees are safer now. If you wouldn't go out at night to pick up your pizza, then don't expect the same from others.
littlebuck84 12
This is the saddest FML I have ever seen