Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Arnold Layne
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
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NGM_47 0
"STILL wears them to this day" ? So does that mean that he wore them when you were together? Weird much?
amazinglyava 0
he WEARS them???? ...
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Comments (88)
mpclaw 3
.... and the problem is?????
NikoMR1 0
ewwwww fuchiii
moonca495 0
ew he sounds GAY!
namhowell 6
Ok it's a little bit weird, I give everybody that but is everybody overreacting much with all the ewwwww, yuckkkkkk, he's gayyyyyyy, what a creeperrrr? Yawn. Save them for a FML that is worth it!
CallMeHush 1
And I bet at the end of the day you can get a stool, urine and sperm sample out of them.
kaybbyx3 0
LOL my boyfriend always jokes about wanting to wear my underwear... I have a hunch that it's really not a joke now xD
aelw23 0
Honestly though... how did you find this out? No judgement... I'm just curious.
spoo 24
He... Wore... your UNDERWEAR!!!! wierdo.. When I have a pair in this case, I treat them well; reffer to them as my precious and make sure they are not ruined... like by a guy wearing them. Sorry, but I had to :o
KarinaValencia 0
It's not a thong is it?? o.O
escapenowx 0
john tucker must die! (: