Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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jesus1234566 0
how does tht even happen?!??!
areanii 0
da ****?
danaleann78 16
the poster is male.
danaleann78 16
the poster is male.
ScreamoGirl84 0
Shouldn't you know that your son is yours? You should of been there when your wife or girlfriend gives birth and support her. How could it be your nephew? Did you adopt your kid, not knowing it was your nephew? Well.. He's your son now, not your nephew anymore.
pogostick_fml 2
First of all, *should've. Secondly, just because he was there for the birthing of the kid doesn't necessarily mean that it was his sperm that helped create it.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Wow! how could you sleep with your own sister? (assuming ben is a man) well stranger cases happen! Ummm hey at least you love your child! or if your still with your spouse then hope you love them too! :) love always prevails!:D you cant change the pass!
rroxie124 5
This actually confuses me...
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Wow! how could you sleep with your own sister? (assuming ben is a man) well stranger cases happen! Ummm hey at least you love your child! or if your still with your spouse then hope you love them too! :) love always prevails!:D you cant change the pass!
luvlysc 2
how the F is that possible? unless we're talking brother/ sister action which is just :(
luvlysc 2
oh. I get it. dude ur brother sux! :-/