Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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Comments (544)
chosha_fml 27
#380 His wife had sex with his brother and got pregnant. He didn't know they had sex so he thought the boy was his child.
bharted85 7
As Maury would say: In the case of 8 year old (boy's name), Ben, you are NOT the father. Sorry OP. Btw, your wife has some splainin' to do.
alliegirl8 0
how does that happen??
mydiclovesu2 0
BOOM!!! that's the sound of what you should do to your your brothers **** rip it in half and shove it down his throat!!
kangaru1 0
o God. I'm sorry man. :/
OBro_fml 0
ur bro Is a dick
d3zno0tz 0
either that or incest.... *gag*
redfishbluefish2 13
That will make for some interesting family reunions...
EvanAGD 7
Its ok nephews can be fun. :)
Oortiz423 0
damn so ya brother impregnated your wife...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!