confsused
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Waheyyy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Mystery
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Secret
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
addicted2v
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Bizarre love triangle
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
bigscarypuppy
United States
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Salt Lake City, United States
He's got game
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
DB.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Pleased to meet you
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML
bbbeast
United Kingdom
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Thanks for the info
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Instant cure
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Merry Christmas!
perdix 31
No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.
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datguy69s 21
I had to think about this one for a minute
Andrew4263 12
anyone can be your dad but not everyone can be your father if he raised you for your whole life nothing will change that he is your father.
Jemm_fml 29
Joffrey?
Threnody666 19
just what I was thinking. OP, is your dad/uncle's name Jaime Lannister by chance?
Waredo_Dyrge 11
OP is Buster Bluth.
kingofbako 1
I love you for thinking that my arrested development brother
callie06 6
It disappoints me that it took til the third page of comments to find an Arrested Development reference. Thank you, 78!
Rag_dollxx 21
Do all 3 of you know now or is someone else in for a suprise?
wvcheesehead 13
Ops biological father may not even be alive. In many cultures, it is not uncommon for a brother to take his dead brother's widow for a wife. Sounds creepy to us, but it was more of a point of honor for the living brother.
kingofbako 1
Hahhaha reminds me of buster in arrested development.
NodakN8V 25
Ta-daaaaaa and your family tree goes straight up
toaster8 12
I feel for you OP. I found out the same about my dad/uncle but only after my biological father/uncle had passed. I would have liked to have had the chance to get to know him better. I hope you have this opportunity. No matter what, the people who raised you are your parents and deserve your love and forgiveness.
Chiikan 3
At least it's not the neighbour that's your father. Or is it that your dad/uncle lives next door?