confsused
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Waheyyy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Mystery
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Secret
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
addicted2v
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Bizarre love triangle
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
bigscarypuppy
United States
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Salt Lake City, United States
He's got game
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
DB.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Pleased to meet you
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML
bbbeast
United Kingdom
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Thanks for the info
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Instant cure
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Merry Christmas!
perdix 31
No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.
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Comments (185)
AtheistKing96 4
Wait...this is kind of confusing. So, is this incest or is this *****-cest?
mzhaze 22
thats some Jerry Springer shit...
AnmolArora 15
feeling bad for u OP..! gud luck for future surprises from ur jumbled up family.. but d one who raised u is ur real father!
live2loveurself 11
Hahaha, like Joffrey with Cereci and Jamie Lannister ! Someone on FML has to recognize that reference or my faith in humanity will be gone.
walkwithalimp 6
my uncle adopted me. my bio father not a good guy. be thankful
an3ph 20
I think your dad/uncle posted an FML on this a couple months ago.
qwils 11
Your mother is a *****.
Devul143 12
Talk about a mind ****! :(
Lomus 24
I'd be interested to know why exactly this is - is it a Jeremy Kyle type situation, or was one of them not ready for parenthood; or maybe your 'dad' wanted kids badly, and your 'uncle' didn't.
uhohjoe 5
i first read this as 'my dad is also my uncle'. lets be thankful that's not true.