Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mystery
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
Secret
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Bizarre love triangle
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
He's got game
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
Pleased to meet you
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Thanks for the info
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Instant cure
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Merry Christmas!
perdix 31
No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.
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Comments (185)
yesrod 4
Arkansas?
MzZombicidal 36
More like Canada...
casual_commenter 9
I'm surprised someone hasn't done the math already... Dad + Uncle = Duncle!
80zChyld 2
I bet you leave that off your family tree in anthropology class.
psycheiris13 20
I'm so sorry op, I can't imagine this situation happening to me. Good luck in the future.
FMLitsFire 4
surprise!! :)
tnlander 20
This happened to me a few summers ago. It sucks that my mother was a *****.
Retrokitty 9
I think people are reading this two different ways.
Anikimer 4
it doesn't matter who ever raised you and acted like your dad is your father DNA doesn't mean anything.
jnanderson 16
Say hi to Myrcella, Tommen and Uncle Dad for me!
KR12T3N 15
Family "lies", I mean family "TIES"...