confsused
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Waheyyy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Mystery
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Secret
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
addicted2v
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Bizarre love triangle
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
bigscarypuppy
United States
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Salt Lake City, United States
He's got game
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
DB.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Pleased to meet you
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML
bbbeast
United Kingdom
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Thanks for the info
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Instant cure
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Merry Christmas!
perdix 31
No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.
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bleeping 5
And any brothers or sisters are your cousins too!
Llama_Face89 34
What's with all these people who don't understand how families work? In order for OPs mom to be their sister she OPs maternal grandfather would have to be the father.
perdix 31
No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.
beaglegal 42
This was in a book once...
Mackay92 14
Well i better stop swinging my penis
RenoTheRhino 30
Cool
Ashamed_Sister 60
I personally no a family where the dad couldn’t have children and they found a sperm donor without going to a sperm bank, maybe a friend or relative, and both dad and mom agreed. It doesn’t necessarily mean that mom is a *****. Maybe they were just desperate to have a child.
DalyaTheTurtle 6
Sleeping with your husband's/boyfriend's brother qualifies you as a ***** in most cases
FYsocks 11
What if op's mom had a child with her brother though, that would fit the situation....
Mackay92 14
@37 Then that would be called incest
gaelicdarkwater 6
You don't know that she is a *****. Ever hear of sperm donors? My sister's husband is sterile. His brother isn't. They had him donate sperm so that they could still have a child her husband is biologically related to.
Jelbeztok 17
im pretty sure OP's mom slept with her husbands brother, but the FML doesnt actually say it so it is possible that he was a sperm donor.
soullyfe 33
The FML doesn't state whether or not the mother is married either.
gingaa96 18
My only question is where he was related to his 'dad' or mom.. That makes a big difference
Not_Impressed13 9
***** implies payment.. ;-)
FuckingFamily 5
Was it the pillage series?
egrudy 9
She definitely received a deposit
TheAnon1313 28
#20 are you thinking of The Romeo and Juliet Code? Because that was my immediate thought.
EliGolsdworthy 7
I'm not sure that makes her a ***** just horrible for lying all of these years
brainymes 30
Well at least your possibly favorite uncle is now your dad, and you no longer have to deal with your former father as much as you used to.
cbelanger 9
Unless he's that creepy uncle that no one likes...
martin8337 36
Like Uncle Touchy.
Mossy93 8
soa reference?
brainymes 30
Didn't even think of it when I posted it, but yeah. Nice catch.
martin8337 36
Yup.
SS99_fml 20
What, you don't like surprises?
SmallTownFella 8
If it make you feel any better, I think my life is also like this, I just haven't been told yet..
crushedone 7
And soon you'll have two Christmases!
crackpotL 33
At least your mom is not your sister. This is a very slippery slope.
claiiire_fml 17
Plot twist.
Fuaaad1994 31
Don't know how brothers can betray each other like that let. Cheating is disgusting altogether.
calypso1212 14
Did they just find out too?