confsused
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Waheyyy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Mystery
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Secret
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
addicted2v
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Bizarre love triangle
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
bigscarypuppy
United States
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Salt Lake City, United States
He's got game
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
DB.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Pleased to meet you
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML
bbbeast
United Kingdom
Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Thanks for the info
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Instant cure
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Merry Christmas!
perdix 31
No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.
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Comments (185)
Epikouros 32
Plot twist: Are you sure they're real brothers? Who knows what your grandparents were up to.
DestroyerEndsU 6
at least you dont have to change last names
Smoxxii 17
Please tell me I'm not the only person who's mind is being completely blown... I-I just.... How-?
lessleemc 3
Jerry Jerry Jerry
midnightmango 13
It's like tvd!
UnluckyJulie 13
Did THEY know about this?
Scynistr 20
Either incest.. Or the father married the baby mamas sister..
ekwinoks 5
Woh, you've been living a lie
cmoney408 6
her dad had sex and then a baby with the OP's mom. then he decided he wanted to be with the OP's Aunt instead. i just wonder if she has any cousins that she now know are half siblings!
cmoney408 6
nevermind. maybe i read it wrong. maybe her her mom, and her mom sisters switched boyfriends after her birth?
cmoney408 6
or... her mother simply was sleeping with brother around the same time. 1 brother was her bf, the other was behind the back. she got pregnant, the bf raised her. no need for a dna test since she still had attributes from both familes. and it wasnt until years later that dna testing showed who the father was... or the mother finally admitted to it???? either way im done guessing. OP, what the F*ck happened?
smisty28 1
Looks like somebody has some explaining to do.....