Aleial
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Unprofessional
Today, I found out my fiancé has been sleeping with his therapist behind my back. If that wasn't bad enough on its own, I'd talked him into starting therapy six months ago to help with his mental health troubles, and have been mostly paying for it. FML
Alexandra
Gaithersburg, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
And you think I'M crazy?
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Jenn03
United States
How bizarre…
Today, my boyfriend, best friend, and another friend went out in my boyfriend’s new car. I was connecting my phone to his Bluetooth so we could play music. I saw my best friend’s phone in the list. He bought the car two days ago. Their avoidant reactions and my boyfriend trying to change the subject said it all. FML
sideGirl
Lancaster, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Side piece
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 4 years thinks my chemotherapy sessions are the perfect opportunity to sleep with other girls. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
You need a new friend. And boyfriend. Sorry op.
omfg_creepers 8
Dig your keys into the side if his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
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TipOfTheHat 10
Hopefully his therapy works, and if you need therapy, try my truck!
DocBastard 40
Stupid dangling participles - the way this is written, it's impossible to tell if "his" refers to the boyfriend or the best friend. Learn how to write, and then get new friends...in that order.
sadistmonkey 19
Does it matter which it is? It doesn't seem to be information that is absolutely crucial in order to understand the FML.
ilovebigtimerush 0
Docbastard, this website is supposed to be funny and entertaining not school. Take hour criticism somewhere else. It's not welcomed/wanted here.
ikickgingers 15
Stick shift?
selena2314 3
typical
diamond69_fml 14
You should have ask if you could turn it into couples therapy and joined them. Just sayin.
HomeAl0ne 20
Or get them to hire a minivan and start group therapy.
RodStar 0
Therapist = The Rapist
Torva_fml 16
I just.... Don't even understand.... Are you trying to hint that you're retarded, or what..?
RodStar 0
104, you need a new sense of humor. And I need new jokes because apparently this generation is retarded as hell.
ilovebigtimerush 0
104- if you look therapist it spells out the rapist. T-h-e-r-a-p-i-s-t. Clearly, your the one that's retarded as hell, not rodstar.
LissaMccracken 23
147... I think you aren't very smart at all...
zuzupetalsYO 11
I have one of these "best friends" too. :(
heyygloriaa 5
She a hoe.
ashlenicole2683 0
Botch!
screamo_neve 12
..? Bitch maybe? Or butch...
BCenobit3 3
I couldnt help but think of King of the hill.