Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML
Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
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jf7609 0
oh my god, I would effing flip
DeadHorseman 11
time to emancipate
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Comments (170)
jenben1427 0
HEY, OP! If I were you, after talking with a lawyer about how to get the money back, with interest, I would ask my lawyer what he knows about tax law. Sugar Daddy might need to answer to the IRS, as well as you. Just make sure you get *your* money before they go after him.
icanfmlalldaylon 0
I know! go and throw all of his stuff outta the house and shred his clothes! :d
DeservedIt 0
I wonder if you could kill that girl and claim self-defense. If something happened and you needed expensive surgery/treatment but couldn't pay for it because you have no education, then she would be responsible for your death. Technically, would that defense work? It would be great if it did.
flufffypants 0
fake it's unreal for something like that
Sebzay 0
Sue his ass.
fmlsoobad 0
YDI for saying sugar daddy
twinscrplayer6 0
i love the op's name. uneducated really fits the bill lol.
lovergirl7 1
wow your so called " father" is a ******* doucher and I would spend his retirement money
xxbadassbitchxx 0
when shes all alone,grab her by the f*cking hair and yank that bitch!!! SUE HIM!
pawpaw1995 0
Try your best to get to college, then when you've graduated (If you manage to get money to pay for college) wait till you have enough money to buy a new house and if he comes to get money from you, tell him to go to hell. If he says that you should support him, tell him you have no father coz that's not how a real father behaves. Once his 'sugar baby' doesn't recieve any more money and gifts from your dad, she'll leave him. That will teach that mother f***er!