Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Love is love
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Top comments
bazzer69 3
Well go out and prove them wrong!
Bano360 25
Did they poke him to see if he's real?
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Comments (64)
Isandri 29
My parents used to be sceptic about my relationship too, but they changed they mind as the years has passed, 1st year, 2nd, 3rd.. well, just prove them wrong! You're gonna be allright OP, best luck :)
Melix 31
Jokes on them when you don't invite them to your wedding, or even to your baby shower.
ApollosMyth 22
No, because that's less gifts. She should invite ALL the people.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Ahhh I'm sorry. I know how it feels to be the butt of the jokes. Sucks that its your family.
perdix 31
Do they ask him questions about his vision, sanity and taste, or whether he just got out of prison?
limclean 5
It's okay it's the exact same for me. I just laugh along bc I mean come on if it's a joke it's got to be funny, take the joke and run with it. Joke along.
darwinism 30
Next time it comes up just say •No! Stop with that! I have a girfriend!". The look on their faces will be reward enough only if it shuts them up temporarilly.
avapaige1234 19
Lol sometimes our family is our no. 1 fan, you know.
ninjalovin 8
That's really bad OP. You should knock knock some sense into them
SlapAndTickle 20
Who's there?
AthiestNun 11
Not her boyfriend.
thatnucca 36
So far as he doesn't have feathery filled shoulders for you to lean on, you should be fine... One last laugh coming soon!
noelasis94 18
I guess the old saying it doesn't get funnier than that applies here doesn't it?