Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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Comments (275)
Maelific 0
More like F your kids life! what the hell you gonna tell your kids when they grow up?! mommy is a tramp! and so is aunty dumb dumb? you both deserve it for being trash.
Sappheyes 0
Poor kids, on top of it all, their father is an irresponsible *****.
18yearoldvirgin 0
so is the mothers as well, thats what you get for being slutty
Antivirus_fml 0
YDI x 69
sooverit01 0
This is crazy. And a bit disgusting. YDI.
Ducati45 0
hey at least they'll know their siblings. I'm sure you'll better off raising kids together anyway, the guy sounds like a knob anyway.
bittersweets 2
YDI so much for not using contraceptives! And having a one night stand with the same guy than your friend on the same night... isn't that kind of weird? You should be happy you both didn't find out you were HIV positive.
loat 0
Children do better in a household with two parents. Only logical course of action is to hook up with your best friend now.
g3rusz 6
YDI. Unprotected one-night-stand? WTF? Abstinence-only sex ed., right?
Zlappy 0
Yeah i'm going to need to see some pictures of you and you're roommate, too know if i should worship this guy or not.
IndigoKitty 3
Both get abortions. there are enough ******* idiots breeding in the world as it is, and you two are clearly in that catagory.
Erniesduck123 0
category* I only really like to correct spelling and grammar mistakes when someone calls someone else dumb.
Sappheyes 0
I'm picturing a very sticky threesome.