Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I noticed mold on my toothbrush. I have no idea how long it's been like that. I told my husband about it via text, and all he could say was, "Welp... ew." We've had a mold problem for years and I'm constantly sick. I also mentioned this and he sent me a shrugging emoji. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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Top comments
MelanieBerrigan 0
I have the same toothbrush and you HAVE to see the inside when you replace the head of your toothbrush! You shoulda checked it, but ya your life sucks.
mynameisloco 0
Not really seeing the problem here. We served vibrating mushroom at my wedding reception and it was delicious.
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Comments (132)
giganticbrain 0
Vibrating mushroom...or an Infected Mushroom. ANYONE CATCH MY REFERENCE!?!?!?!
Luhoran 0
Great, now I'm thinking about penis warts. Thanks a lot #96.
boatkicker 5
The band? good music, definitely :)
Lifelooser_fml 0
Thats what you get for living like a piggie.
lo1337a 1
I LOLLED
kiwi__bird 0
vibrating mushroom.. haha
charxoxcharxox 0
i live in new jersey too, i dont get it i clean the outside of my vibrtaing toothbrush and sometimes i try to clean the inside but its a little impossible i also never have replaced the brush part of my toothbrush and i use crest SO ur saying that theres FUNGUS GROWING inside OF MY TOOTHBRUSH!! and i DONT KNOW ABOUT IT . SOMEONE plEASE COMMENT me back if im basically brushing my teeth with a fungus infested brush because now IM FREAKING OUT , you know what FML
mutiny1190 0
same exact thing happened to me except i smelt it before i found it. it smelt like throw up and i was so close to barfing.
catchgold22 0
You're supposed to change your toothbrush every 2-3 months! And you'll get no bacterial growth!
strawberryspacejam 11
that is possible?! holy fucknuts I thought fungi can only grow in dirt!
loveyahun 0
Lmao