Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your...

By mushroommouth - 01/10/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML

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By twice-a-day - 18/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By Simon Cowell - 08/09/2018 20:30

Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML

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By disgusted - 16/03/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 02:03

Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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MelanieBerrigan 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:22

I have the same toothbrush and you HAVE to see the inside when you replace the head of your toothbrush! You shoulda checked it, but ya your life sucks.

mynameisloco 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:24

Not really seeing the problem here. We served vibrating mushroom at my wedding reception and it was delicious.

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doggie3 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:32

Well, it's not the end of the world. You weren't nrushingbypur teeth with the actual mushroom, so it's alright. But FYL.

the_enigma1019 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 1:52

How does a typo of that magnitude even happen?

franfran_fml 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:36

That's just nasty.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 2 October 2009 1:38

Mushrooms are actual fungus though.

toink 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:43

Hello, Mario! 1UP!

jw90 18

Friday 2 October 2009 1:50

hahaha! I'm sorry but that's funny! how could you not clean your toothbrush after every use.

Luckster 0

Friday 2 October 2009 2:00

Makes me happy I still brush my teeth the old fashion way.

LizzyTheCaliGurl 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:42

same here lol

redbluegreen 40

Friday 2 October 2009 2:06

Me too. I've never regretted buying that Wall-E toothbrush.

Luckster 0

Friday 2 October 2009 2:09

I can't even use electric toothbrushes. They rip apart my gums! DX I love my pretty purple toothbrush to death. Gonna suck when I have to replace it though. Most of the other tooth brushes suck in terms of design.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 2 October 2009 2:17

I have to use the little kid toothbrushes due to piercings. But I like the little 4 year old kid designs.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Friday 2 October 2009 2:41

Wall-E... I'm jealous.

boatkicker 4

Friday 2 October 2009 2:47

Haha. I love my toothbrush. I keep buying the same one over and over in different colors. I've been using this kind for like 4 years now. Mostly in green, but purple, grey, and blue too. Once pink but I only had that one for a week cause I lost it..... sorry. irrelevant.