Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML
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Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I noticed mold on my toothbrush. I have no idea how long it's been like that. I told my husband about it via text, and all he could say was, "Welp... ew." We've had a mold problem for years and I'm constantly sick. I also mentioned this and he sent me a shrugging emoji. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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MelanieBerrigan 0
I have the same toothbrush and you HAVE to see the inside when you replace the head of your toothbrush! You shoulda checked it, but ya your life sucks.
mynameisloco 0
Not really seeing the problem here. We served vibrating mushroom at my wedding reception and it was delicious.
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Comments (132)
doggie3 0
Well, it's not the end of the world. You weren't nrushingbypur teeth with the actual mushroom, so it's alright. But FYL.
the_enigma1019 1
How does a typo of that magnitude even happen?
franfran_fml 0
That's just nasty.
redbluegreen 41
Mushrooms are actual fungus though.
toink 0
Hello, Mario! 1UP!
jw90 18
hahaha! I'm sorry but that's funny! how could you not clean your toothbrush after every use.
Luckster 0
Makes me happy I still brush my teeth the old fashion way.
LizzyTheCaliGurl 0
same here lol
redbluegreen 41
Me too. I've never regretted buying that Wall-E toothbrush.
Luckster 0
I can't even use electric toothbrushes. They rip apart my gums! DX I love my pretty purple toothbrush to death. Gonna suck when I have to replace it though. Most of the other tooth brushes suck in terms of design.
redbluegreen 41
I have to use the little kid toothbrushes due to piercings. But I like the little 4 year old kid designs.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Wall-E... I'm jealous.
boatkicker 5
Haha. I love my toothbrush. I keep buying the same one over and over in different colors. I've been using this kind for like 4 years now. Mostly in green, but purple, grey, and blue too. Once pink but I only had that one for a week cause I lost it..... sorry. irrelevant.
redbluegreen 41
I really want to buy this toothbrush now. http://tinyurl.com/y9ukpet
Ladypartslegit 0
YDI for not changing the head on your elecrtic toothbrush.
PoopskinTheLiar 0
Actually, i have had a sonicare for a few years now and i check it periodically, but there hasn't been any fungus.
somethingawesome 9
HAHA! I think it's funny how you used the phrase "vibrating mushroom". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA