Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out my SO is cheating on me. He has been acting weird so I went through his phone and, sure enough, my gut was right. We have a baby and I've been raising his kids. He's wack as hell for that. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML
Today, imagine getting involved with a guy that makes it pretty obvious he likes you, acts likes he’s single, to eventually find out yourself, months after being with him, that he indeed has a wife and kids. So you ask him about it and he deadass says, "Well you never asked.” Okay lol, stupid me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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BeforeItWasCool 12
What an asshole
DocBastard 40
Your best revenge will be to tell his wife. That way she can take his kids away. There is NO worse punishment than that. Sounds a bit harsh? No. This guy ****** around on his family. There's no excuse for that. Ever.
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Comments (156)
yupitssoph 18
Hey I moderated this one! Sweet
JTard 2
And he JUST started acting weird?!
mosquito19 14
that makes you a home wrecker
infamous56 0
That guys should be shot
bobbigirl71 2
Dont feel so bad-it shudnt be too off the wall to think someone looking 4 a relatiinship is single.this world is a mess and we can thank parenting skills of people like the lady above You telling the story of haviing her boss over 4 dinnr 2 "score a promotion"and her son is calling her horible names
SchwaggHall 9
How does he find the time? So not only is he a bad boyfriend/husband, but I'm pretty sure he is a bad father as well. This sucks op. FYL.
penguinpate 0
Try being the wife as two kids that finds out your husband has a whole secret life....I'm dealing with this now. It sucks.
neans1416 1
What an asshole! If I were you I would call his wife up and give her a little heads up about her husband! Karma will be a big bitch for him!
AdamNasty 0
Come to me baby I'll be nice;)
sexylady3884 0
that's so asshole like