Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
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lachy15 15
Either you have really long showers or he is really quick. Either way, bad luck but good riddance.
SexySlayer1248 18
I'm sorry, I don't know which is a worse betrayal, your sister or your boyfriend
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Comments (128)
rita91 5
Kick there asses and dump him
destinyisdope 6
Maury Maury Maury!!!!
Blahblah9921 4
its always the sister story ... sucks to hear sorry op
measday21 5
You mean ex-boyfriend?
boo_the_unicorn 5
Break up with the bastard! And tell your sister what a bitch move that was!!
sykout 5
Get in on that action!!!
pookdizzle 2
Wtf man ! Double crossing !! Eff them ! So sorry to hear !
Aimee1331 9
Dayyyyuuummm that's some ****** up shit
Shepardspie71 8
Two asaholes. That's awful. Your own sister. When she gets a bf, blow him while she's making a sandwich
magicalskittlez 7
That happened to me, but instead of a shower I would go to my classes and my boyfriend would sleep with my brother. I went home early because my I forgot to take my ADHD pills :P