Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
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lachy15 15
Either you have really long showers or he is really quick. Either way, bad luck but good riddance.
SexySlayer1248 18
I'm sorry, I don't know which is a worse betrayal, your sister or your boyfriend
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Comments (128)
jtfrisch 22
That guy is awesome lol
catsie_fml 14
Thats ****** up
BexBaby86 21
Goodbye boyfriend. Chuck the shampoo bottle at him. Firmly. Your sister, I hope you talked to her (slapped her at least). How disrespectful, and unforgivable. What's with people anymore? Then people wonder why there's so much trust issues. :/
slkeithh 14
.... a woman should never have to worry about the length of her showers because of her sister and boyfriend. Christ, OP, FYL and let's hope you **** his up in return. As for your sister, well... a disownment may be in order.
Fmlsea 28
I really hope you threw stuff at them or at least hit them , they deserve it how low can they be . least you can now move on and find someone better :)
loltbhno 6
**** the boyfriend, the sister needs to get beat up.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
If he is that quick I'd say you get more satisfaction out of your shower than she does having sex with him. Dump him and make your sister pay. We kind of expect that out of all the guys we will date in our lifetime, some will betray us, but you shouldn't have to worry about your sister doing it.
831curmudgeon 7
Kick them both to the curb.
Blavock 12
Your sisters a ***** and needs to die do does you boyfriend
6812 6
You sister & boyfriend give whole new meaning to the word ****.