Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Marshillboy 0
I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cat_lady 0
i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.
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Comments (218)
bonghit420 0
good for you, you stupid bitch
Mulada 0
Aren't we over-populated as it is?
Sparkiee93 3
This is what secret abortions where made for. XD That's what you get for being a hypocrite :p Name the baby Sparkles for me?
macgruberiscool 0
Ever heard of condoms????????????
macgruberiscool 0
Ever heard of condoms????????????
Lautaro 0
That's what you get for being a ******* hypocrite. YDI for being with an abstinence group in the first place.
one2gun 0
if you like to f**k that much why would you even be in an abstinence group.... you bring new meaning the saying "undercover hoe" lol gratz on da baby tho
TheTragicReturn 0
You're right about only one thing: somebody did FYL. YDI.
yuriq 2
I've been reading FML for months now, but I created an account specifically to comment on this: you are an unbelievable hypocrite and you deserve all of it.
MoradoJess 0
Unless you were raped (which considering how you posted about it on the internet I doubt) YDI. I'm pro sex before marriage but have you not heard of condoms.