Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Doppelganger
Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
Godammit Ursula!
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Nice
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
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d3zno0tz 0
if this is so, it must be your personality that makes you "the ugly one"
takeapieandrun 9
Whoever calls you that is an idiot...
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piratereddreads 3
As a twin myself, I believe this is supposed to make you the smart one. Growing up, you know because people have issues recognizing that you're two different people, we were constantly compared. My sister was the pretty one, even though we are identical. This is because I was heavy-set while I was growing. Yes, they judged my because I was 5 pounds heavier than her in elementary school. By middle school, I was a twig anyway. But they made fun of me enough that I stuck to academics. Does that make me the pretty and smart one now? Well that would be nice.
sharond23 10
Are you maybe not very nice?