Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML
The truth will out
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Venting
Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Scammers gonna scam
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
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Ikickmidgets 11
Go get tested before your dick falls off man!
LucianDeSouza 4
At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .
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onorexveritas 24
obviously that means she IS working...working the sheets
zikko 5
Well, I guess even prostitutes want romance? Maybe you were the only one who could give that to her? But it really sucks she didn't tell you before though, and even quit if she was serious about your relationship..
BigGrouchy 0
Ur not still dating her r u?
momo1972 3
At least your getting the discounted rate
megatherium 4
Relationships aren't always going to be the standard traditional monogamous man and woman; it's unfair to assume that since she's a prostitute, she doesn't also feel a need for a real, romantic relationship. It was pretty shitty of her not to be honest about it, but this could be a thing that the OP can get past if he's willing. In places where prostitution is legal, while it can cause complications for people's personal lives, it's just a job. Especially if she's a high-class escort, in which case STDs aren't going to be a big issue, since professionals who do that for a living are very careful about it. It's something the OP should definitely discuss with her, though, just to be sure that she's taking every precaution she can. For those of you with very narrow ideas of what prostitution is, check out the British series "Secret Diary of a Call Girl". It's an autobiographical show based on the blog of a London prostitute. It's surprisingly enlightening. It's not hardcore ****, but it's also not exactly work safe, so kids should stay away ;P As an added bonus, the actress who plays the main character is Billie Piper, who played Rose in Doctor Who.
azertyuiop_fml 0
Well you get for free what others pay for
buttercup_mcm 0
You were dating a prostitute???
swiftyfox15 0
Yep. You are
p71interceptor 6
Yo u hav ur beez then u hav ur top beez nah sayin pimpin nah saying
Pharsyde 0
Been there, done that. I bet the sex was amazing though. That's probably why you never saw this coming. Sorry, dude.