Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
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Top comments
Ikickmidgets 11
Go get tested before your dick falls off man!
LucianDeSouza 4
At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .
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Comments (236)
Cmdr_Shepard 17
I'm sorry OP, but you need to dump your GF and run far, far away from her. It sounds like she's manipulating the both of you and I wouldn't be surprised if she's been with more than one dude and getting gifts and money from them. A former manager of mine got fired because he was leaving the store to have sex with an employee, and he was giving her free food, money, and all sorts of gifts. The most pathetic part was the whole time the girl was seeing other guys. Though I wonder, did she ever had a job and decided to just skip work? Or did she make up a job and you were naive enough to take her comments at face value?
SoloDolo_575 0
What a bitch. I hope your still not with her
clementine00 1
First off, just one guy?, and second, you really need to get tested. I'm so sorry.
PROBLEMS99 0
wear can i sign up sex for money
nysouby 6
You are smarter than I thought...
HurleyCarlton 0
I bet you feel weird now when she asked for money before she left.
killswitchfan2 0
sounds like you are an idiot. dump the ***** or kill her. all ****** deserve to die the worst and most painful deaths imaginable
TuteSweet 13
You mean you WERE dating a prostitute, right?
chosha_fml 27
So she was going to work then?
Feedmyaddiction5 14
Hopefully she is now your ex girlfriend