Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida...

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

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By z - 07/11/2008 07:14 - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Shamu - 14/02/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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By Foreveralone - 22/07/2016 08:54 - United States - Hartford

Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML

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FML_allthetime 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

thats rough, but theyre obviously not true friends. go find nicer ones!

tinasuckss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:53

wow bitches

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kagome_eb 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:37

bitches, before they go away on their trip make sure to out some burning powder that reacts in water on their swim suits. the when they are back ask them "who looks better now bitches!"

jhled 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:41

If those are what you call friends, it's time you found new ones!

gilbs 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:43

WHOA. Get new friends! They're probably afraid that they will look like crap next to you.

rosiegrewup 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:45

They'll all come back with crabs. Who's the winner then?

wrestler_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 23:46

1. Your friends are jerks 2. On the other hand, you have to see things from their POV though! IF they decided to be GOOD FRIENDS, it would be YOU being the bad friend, by- yes- scaring the cute guys away! If you're going to look at it from your side, you have to see theirs, as well. 3. Therefore, you have 2 options, and I would suggest doing the first one: A- exercise hard, run alot, eat right, eat smaller meals, get enough sleep, drink lots of water... and lose the weight by summer! you could lose up to 20-30 lbs in a month! oh, and get a tan as well. not 2 hard, either. B- Be too lazy about it, and understand that even though they're being b*tches, it was your laziness and slothfulness (no offense!) that put all 5 of you in this difficult situation! It's YOUR FAULT this happened, and it's YOUR WEIGHT/LOOKS PROBLEM that caused either them to be jerks, or you to be a jerk by going and scaring the guys away! 4. PS, I'm sure if you do letter "A" and get good looking (OH AND BTW tell your friends of your goal BEFOREHAND so they know, and can plan for you to come), your friends will be OK with it. Tell them that they don't have to let you go, unless you reach a certain weight... they'll agree, thinking "either she makes it and will look OK, or she won't make it and we won't feel bad!" 5. IF THEY DON'T EVEN AGREE TO #4, AS IN WON'T EVEN LET YOU GO IF YOU LOSE THE WEIGHT, THERE ARE ONLY A FEW OPTIONS: Either they aren't your friends, never were your friends, are REALLY mad at you about something, orrrr they just think you're the type of person that's fun to hang around at school, but not to the beach. :/ ==== Good luck!

npk88 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:02

#25 you're a huge tool. The girls friends are bitches. How do you know she's actually seriously overweight. And even if she was who are you OR her "friends" to judge her and tell her she NEEDS to lose weight.