Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida...

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

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By z - 07/11/2008 07:14 - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Shamu - 14/02/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

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By Foreveralone - 22/07/2016 08:54 - United States - Hartford

Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML

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Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

thats rough, but theyre obviously not true friends. go find nicer ones!

tinasuckss 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:53

wow bitches

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kenltd 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 13:00

screw all their boyfriends while they're away

katsbomdig 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:12

those girls are bitches. no girl looks perfect in a bikini unless they have a lucky metabolism or working out for months. those are shallow friends seems to me

xxemoxqueenxx 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:42

If this happens to be one of my friends, we NEVER said the last part. We know that you have a tight budget and that sometimes you don't have enough money for things. You had been saying how you didn't have any money so instead of asking you when we had a good idea that you were going to say no, we didn't ask you. But we still do want to be friends with you.

karma_89812 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:46

maybe keep in mind that there just wasn't enough money for all? but yeah that last comment about weight was uncalled for.

alwaysalady 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:01

That is a cruel thing to say. Find yourself an awesome swimsuit and show them up. (the one pieces that have wide diagonal stripes of color on them look great on everyone.)

Brolin 4

Monday 9 March 2009 5:22

I live in Florida, trust me......it's not that great, I say get them back when they come back

ms_876 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:08

way to have shitty friends.

Likalotbear 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:11

I don't think your friends are bitches. They were honest with you and just want to have a great spring break without dealing with your weight issue. Are you one of those insecure girls who always complains about how fat she is? Because if you are, I would have done the same exact thing. I mean they are your best friends otherwise. Use this as a wake-up call.

msmil401 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:13

And you refer to them as your "best friends?" Hey, if I call you fat and ugly, can I be your fifth best friend? These girls don't give a crap about your feelings so f*ck 'em.

5boyload 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:37

SHUT UP HO AN GO RUB YOUR CHUB ON SOMETHIN. YOU KNOW WE INVITED YOU WE JUST SAID YOU HAD TO KEEP YOUR TEE SHIRT ON WHEN YOU TAN. QUIT BITCHIN. BESIDES WE'RE TAKING LINNY'S CAR AND YOU KNOW THAT WE CAN'T FIT YOU IN THERE.