Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
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Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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aardvarkish 17
That's actually really sad. I feel for people who STDs from someone they trust.
unplugged_fml 0
#2 makes me hate all of those girls who think ALL men are pricks
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Comments (242)
VeryNice329 0
I feel like I'm in online classes or something when I read these comments. the sentence fragments and the proper punctuation. if you know your stuff, great...but I get the feeling you all just want to out do each other when it comes to intelligence.
hihoney07 0
reading the comments on here make me fear for the future of society...
marsty 0
omg snicker doodles needs to get a life... so many different stories such a load of bullshit someone shut her up already lol
macnblack 0
that why u don't **** dirty ugly mutha fuckad
GENeSiS_32 0
i deeply adore your name.
pandarumpke 0
ahh herpes: the gift that keeps on giving
bryttanicutter 2
wow sryto hear that herpy queen
brandothemando 0
....he told u ab0ut the herpes so you wouldn't get it! right?
xGet_Over_It 0
@20 you're kidding right? snickerbitch was being a grammar nazi as usual and was saying to not use a question mark after saying "guess________" whatever comes next to "guess" would not need a question mark.
Hellooomindyy 0
cruz, shut up. why would you ask 4 diff doctors anyways just because you were pregnant? someone sounded a little paranoid to me.