Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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tubaguy42 0
wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you
redmusketeer 1
wow that is really messed up!
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littlebopeep10 0
Yes, and in many other countries, families will disown their daughters who have been raped...even if they're very young. Some women have been given the death penalty just for trying to sue the jerks who raped them.
RunZoneFive 0
That's really ******. At least you know they care about you though! Most places you'd just get concerned or dirty looks in the halls instead.
Casualt1234 0
this is why I'm glad I'm leaving high school. everyone's so childish.
skullbuster 0
OP: What exactly are these people at school trying to raise money for? I mean, this isn't exactly Farm Aid. Is it for a box of rubbers, an abortion, a hit man, a hotel room, a psychologist? They think you were raped by your father and they are having a 'bake sale', WTF? How about a well-placed call to child services?
Chocoholic17 0
#106, are you Gary Busey??
jewelzgalore 0
Well at least they care. But your dad doesn't deserve that rep. Show everyone how awesome he is and donate the money.
kirei_fml 0
why the SHIT would someone start a rumour like that? I feel bad for your father too. Use the bake sale money to buy him a nice car.
exit_arsenic 0
This is NOT an FML. Sure, it sucks that you have SO MUCH SUPPORT from your community. What a shitty deal! I wouldn't be able to handle that, I'd just jump off a bridge and save myself the torture. Seriously. Yeah, it's awkward, but all in all it really goes to show that the people around you are caring and supportive, so that if you're ever in a bind like that you'll know you'll have a strong backing. This is more like FYFather'sL. He's the one who's getting dumped on. (see #192/193). So suck it up, clear it up, and stop freaking out over everything that makes you feel slightly awkward. YDI if this is how you react to the knowledge that you'll be supported no matter what by your friends and community. Oh, and the girl who made it up? She's a freak :|
fawfulster 11
I got an idea... How about you stand up and give a speech? It would be something like "Thanks to everyone for cooperating in this bakesale. *insert teachers' and friends' names here*. However, it saddens me to say that the information you received is wrong... I did not get raped and my dad is not going to disown me. This was just an awful rumor, and I don't know who made it. Getting raped is not something to joke about. That's why the money is going to go straight for UNICEF. Thanks to everyone and have a good day." This will be followed by speculations of who started the rumor and will eventually lead to the culprit's confession. Good luck though.
beerab 0
Ug something similar happened to me like that in high school! A "friend" of mine told my teachers I was pregnant and they all started approaching me saying stuff like "if there is anything you need let me know." And I was totally confused till finally another one of my friends told me what happened. I went to each teacher and said "I don't know what you have heard but I am NOT pregnant." Of course they were all mortified and I was pretty peeved...