Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
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Today, and since I found out that I'm pregnant, I've been sober. I used to smoke weed to help with me depression and anxiety, but now I can't even take prescription medicine for it. I'm about to throw hands at this point. FML
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Lioness8197 18
You really picked a winner:) Good luck and congrats!
elk21dbm 18
Congratulations on the baby!
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Comments (153)
Brssps 13
Great father he will be
gc327072 31
Yoda you are?
VannahJane 17
Hes just getting out his last times of a nonfather
heliraptor 13
Sad to hear he'll be reproducing.. Good luck, OP, hopefully the baby doesn't turn out much like your husband.
perdix 31
I'm sure he will straighten up completely when the baby arrives.
whostolemylama 12
Yes Perdix, some people react well and cry. Others try to get everything out of their system before fatherhood. Just let this one slide, sure it's not the best reaction, but at least he did not become a Scumbag and run off.
TheDrifter 24
Not only did he not run off, he gave his buddies explicit instructions to bring him back home. Everyone celebrates in their own way.
klutz44 28
Would have been nice if he had celebrated with his wife instead.
XxDead_RockerxX 6
You can tell he was happy ^_^
bach2121 13
Glad its not only the Americans that do this...
dan_in_wi 12
sounds like a good time... could've picked a better time though
Dracoboxer357 36
I'm sorry to hear about your husband's fantastic coping skills, Op. :p I actually just found out my wife's pregnant again as well. I bought her roses and told her she's beautiful. IMHO, your husband needs to grow up a bit more. :p
happle 21
You sound like a wonderful husband. c:
DjeePee 25
Ugh. Yes, the husband didn't act like a nice, caring man would do, but (and I'm surprised nobody mentionned it before) a child shouldn't be a surprise but a mutual and well-thought decision of both partners. OP's husband wouldn't react this way if the child was wanted. So, now I'm wondering if the contraception failed, if OP's husband lied about his wish for offspring or if OP and her husband are one of those couples who don't want children, yet don't (proper) use contraception. If it's the last case, then it's an astonishing big YDI.
ilovesarcasm 18
congrats on your new baby Draco! :)
Dracoboxer357 36
92- Thank you! :D My oldest boy is pretty excited at being a big brother, times 2, come August. Full house then! ;)
traveler_ghost 12
well...that escalated quickly
tsent8 15
I don't know what you guys are talking about. He's not gonna stop when the baby comes. Like father like son.