Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my second child. This wouldn't be so bad if my son wasn't only 10 months old and my partner, the father of my children, hadn't been secretly seeing his ex wife. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
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cheeksMcgeeks 3
No, THIS is what is wrong for America. Everyone believing you need to follow every tradition set in place exactly as everyone thinks it should be. Get married then have kids, never the reverse. Marriage is just as susceptible to problems as is being boyfriend and girlfriend. Maybe they're completely happy being just "bf/gf." Is it really going to kill you if a couple doesn't get married? Please retrieve the wedding rings from your asses because even if you DO get married I don't believe that is where they belong.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Better get married before he deploys or you and your baby have no protection if God forbid something happens to him. You're better off to be a surviving spouse, as girlfriend with illegitimate baby means Nothing to the military. Sorry, not trying to be mean, just SMART. I was an Army brat and saw alot of situations.
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Comments (320)
thepirate19 3
whine more! troops deploy. u should have planned better.
jenn143c 0
I don't think either ydi or fyl there are alot of army wife's that go thru this, myself being one
zbennett 0
If it was that important to you, he could get emergency leave... just saying.
justmekp 0
better get married or the military wont take care of the kid
taelorrae011 0
sad ):
eprieto 0
typical woman reaction
zbennett 0
you're a marine reserve, not very hardcore!
iwadasn 32
typical sexist comment
Garrisonb_fml 0
This fml is so ******* full of stupid.
saxychickadee 0
My husband deployed a month after we found out I was pregnant. He was able to plan his R&R around my due date and was home when our daughter was born. He was even able to deliver her.
hiddenriot7 5
that is NOT a fml story, I took a deployment so a guy could be with his wife. you should be proud that he's going to defend you and your unborn child!
guest911 0
thats actually not true. take from someone whose in the military. alth u technically should getmarried so you r covered but if yu werent the military does care for people in your situation.