Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
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cheeksMcgeeks 3
No, THIS is what is wrong for America. Everyone believing you need to follow every tradition set in place exactly as everyone thinks it should be. Get married then have kids, never the reverse. Marriage is just as susceptible to problems as is being boyfriend and girlfriend. Maybe they're completely happy being just "bf/gf." Is it really going to kill you if a couple doesn't get married? Please retrieve the wedding rings from your asses because even if you DO get married I don't believe that is where they belong.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Better get married before he deploys or you and your baby have no protection if God forbid something happens to him. You're better off to be a surviving spouse, as girlfriend with illegitimate baby means Nothing to the military. Sorry, not trying to be mean, just SMART. I was an Army brat and saw alot of situations.
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5starchickz 0
Dont worry, its not as bad over there as the media makes it out to be.....plus, his command will let him come home for the birth or he can arrange his R&R for around the delivery date.
jdengel 0
he better marry you or you won't get the healthcare, tell your boyfriend thanks for serving
CovertMilitance 0
He will miss everything. INCLUDING the morning sickness
CovertMilitance 0
He will miss everything. INCLUDING the morning sickness
piercedpeace 0
I'm so sorry darlin' ):
GRyphonLJJ 0
YDI...Uncle Sam doesn't pay squat for bastards. Get married before he deploys. What kind of brain dead idiot gets pregnant ON PURPOSE with their BF? On second thought...Don't get married. Why ruin three lives? Put the poor darling up for adoption. At least adoption agencies try to weed out the terminal unsuitable (ie stupid) as parents.
thecovert 7
get married
Skyblu10 10
You better hope he doesn't die. Just putting it out there. /Troll-start
J6969 0
Really FML over this? I am sure he knew he was leaving before you got pregnant try the real FML try getting pregnant while your husband is gone on another deployment freezing sperm and doing th treatments alone. The life as a gf is not a cake walk so toughen up.
SaraaGurll 0
so sorry!:) congrats tho!!!!!:D