Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
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cheeksMcgeeks 3
No, THIS is what is wrong for America. Everyone believing you need to follow every tradition set in place exactly as everyone thinks it should be. Get married then have kids, never the reverse. Marriage is just as susceptible to problems as is being boyfriend and girlfriend. Maybe they're completely happy being just "bf/gf." Is it really going to kill you if a couple doesn't get married? Please retrieve the wedding rings from your asses because even if you DO get married I don't believe that is where they belong.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Better get married before he deploys or you and your baby have no protection if God forbid something happens to him. You're better off to be a surviving spouse, as girlfriend with illegitimate baby means Nothing to the military. Sorry, not trying to be mean, just SMART. I was an Army brat and saw alot of situations.
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Comments (320)
mimilyv 0
wow another whiney ass military gf/spouse how about you be grateful that he fights for u to whine!!
RaaabbleRabble 0
She's not whining about the fact that her boyfriend is in the military, and it doesn't seem like she's whining to me at all. She's (understandably) upset/sad that he won't be there when the baby is born and probably won't be there for a while after the fact. He's probably upset about it too.
sipher16 0
It is stressful for military spouses. There are times when I can't contact my wife for two weeks when my unit is in theater. there's always that thought of "what if..." give the OP some slack because even though she is not on the battle field she is supporting her boyfriend.
instantmusic 4
Seems more like a happy sorrow to me, not much of a whine.
Mr_X100 1
wow that sucks
Leggooo 0
How Tha **** Does She deserve it!? man yuh ppl have noo fkn hearts! wht if tat wus yuh!
mclovin1988 2
And you apparently have no education, if you spell like that, my head hurts after reading your post.
anakaren_831 1
I was going to say exactly the same thing. learn how to spell.
sararenee87 0
I found out I was pregnant when my bf came home b4 he left for iraq ..missed the whole pregnancy and came home 5 days b4 he was born
Triad24 0
if he's in the airforce you totally deserve it
sgtrobswifey 0
LOL
j2013t 0
haha af tried recruiting i said no....bit still i have respect to anyone dedocated to oir country
sipher16 0
Every branch does their part it's not professional at all to slander a fellow serviceman.
brooke1103 0
I'm sorry:( I wish u best of luck!
ballerbeast12 1
your ****** hot!
justalilrandom2 4
"You're", if you are going to make a poor attempt to pick up on FML at least spell correctly.
javamoca69 2
hey add me :)
jaybirdrampage 0
Great pickup line baller.... Does it work when you try to get girls on the bus as well? Lose the sunglasses indoors thing, just makes you look like a bag of douche
monkeyinsilk 7
how about getting married first, or use some birth control?
Bellers 0
lots of good luck! congratulations!
Calyx_fml 21
Congratulations on your impending affair while he leaves you alone and horny.
horselover784 0
my sister is pregnant and has an autoimmune defficiancy, her husband deployed march 1st and won't come back until march 2012 he is missing everything and my sister is sick