Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
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cheeksMcgeeks 3
No, THIS is what is wrong for America. Everyone believing you need to follow every tradition set in place exactly as everyone thinks it should be. Get married then have kids, never the reverse. Marriage is just as susceptible to problems as is being boyfriend and girlfriend. Maybe they're completely happy being just "bf/gf." Is it really going to kill you if a couple doesn't get married? Please retrieve the wedding rings from your asses because even if you DO get married I don't believe that is where they belong.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Better get married before he deploys or you and your baby have no protection if God forbid something happens to him. You're better off to be a surviving spouse, as girlfriend with illegitimate baby means Nothing to the military. Sorry, not trying to be mean, just SMART. I was an Army brat and saw alot of situations.
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Comments (320)
ape17 0
I know exactly how u feel. my husband deploys in aug. and were thinking about having a baby right before he leaves... good luck
7115funsize 0
is this Maggie Doody if so write me
yankeefan912431 0
you obviously need to attend some AA meetings
zbennett 0
You're a dumbass!
macha10012 6
that's not bad my friend is going through the same thing and he can come back for two weeks to visit you and the baby
hiix0x0 0
aww :( srry
ThatsAfurry 9
well as long as you dont cheat on him like those other whorish military wives like the fml earlier
mismonroe 0
Welcome to the military life. You're not the first and won't be the last. Suck it up.
vbmg152 18
Been there, done that for 23 years! Get married ASAP!
XLostXNotXFoundX 0
hey #15? that was RUDE. illegitimate? If they love each other, and she gets a baby, then I'm totally happy for them. it's sad that he'll be deployed, but on the bright side he'll have one more reason to come back alive.
justalilrandom2 4
It is still an illegitimate child, by it's very definition. Rude or not 15 was correct, if a baby is born out if wedlock it is technically an illegitimate bastard, deal with it.
MollyDollLifee 1
I highly doubt after reading this that she is intending to cheat. If that is the absurd smack that some people truly believe, then; shame on them for being so blunt! Reading this, you can obviously translate that she is upset for her husband as he is going to miss one of the most beautiful parts of his child's life. This isn't a selfish comment, but simply a sincere let down on behalf of her partner. they're not married?! Wow, Gosh forbid! *sarcasm*! Calm down.. they seem happy in love, maybe finding time to arrange a wedding isn't so easy! Good luck for your pregnancy and a BIG congratulations! You ought to be proud of your partner!!! :D