Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my second child. This wouldn't be so bad if my son wasn't only 10 months old and my partner, the father of my children, hadn't been secretly seeing his ex wife. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
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cheeksMcgeeks 3
No, THIS is what is wrong for America. Everyone believing you need to follow every tradition set in place exactly as everyone thinks it should be. Get married then have kids, never the reverse. Marriage is just as susceptible to problems as is being boyfriend and girlfriend. Maybe they're completely happy being just "bf/gf." Is it really going to kill you if a couple doesn't get married? Please retrieve the wedding rings from your asses because even if you DO get married I don't believe that is where they belong.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Better get married before he deploys or you and your baby have no protection if God forbid something happens to him. You're better off to be a surviving spouse, as girlfriend with illegitimate baby means Nothing to the military. Sorry, not trying to be mean, just SMART. I was an Army brat and saw alot of situations.
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Comments (320)
VMF 0
HOOO-*******-RAAAAH!!! :D
reeniemac 3
that sucks :(
armywife54 0
hang in there! my husband is deployed right now, so I know how you feel :(
pdp_fml 21
This is for all of you military wives and girlfriends. Keep the faith and love your Army or whatever branch your man is in. I deployed 2006-7, Camp Bucca, Iraq as a dentist. And for all of you that are presently deployed, stay safe and come home to your loved ones. To the liberal a-holes, take your crappy arguments against war and keep them to yourself. Your are unworthy to even tie a boot lace for one of our fine men or women serving our great nation.
sgtrobswifey 0
Hooah!!
FinnGirl12 2
Just because someone is liberal and against the war doesn't mean they don't have the utmost respect for those in the military. I'm personally against this war, yet I make sure to say thank you to any service man or woman I happen to meet. What those in the military do is selfless and wonderful, and just because I don't agree with the fact that they're fighting doesn't mean that I don't feel a deep gratitude that they're willing to die to protect me and those I love. Oh, and thank you for your service.
dcrider 0
same thing happened to me.. she got pregnant and I had to leave like two weeks later.. it sux missing everything...
mommavan 0
the only time you get r&r is if your deployed longer than a year...and air force deployments (if that's what he is) are only like 4 months aren't they? buck up sweetheart...all us military wives do it.
JokeMeister 0
shoulda made him hubby first.
ashb420 0
deal with it.... stupid bitch.
hurricanebetsyy 0
Congrats & stay strong
HelenMariee 0
at least he's a good man you can't Blane him for his job.. that is not nice