By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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AlaskanG 27

....probably because of signs of genital herpes....

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DylanHasClass 17

Transmit from parents? When being born?

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dgray91 2

Herpes has to have a host to live. A toilet is definitely not a host. Any STD dies within Seconds of exposure to air. So the theory about a toilet being contagious is crap. If ever you become a doctor, you would learn and know.

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weveallbeenthere 30

you need to take a bloodborne pathogen class. not all viruses die quickly or easily.

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glabberfasted 16

Blood born is very different than air born. Even HIV can't survive outside of the body for very long. Meaning, if you touch someone's blood that was left on a toilet seat or something for any period of time, the viruses inside of it are most likely dead. Blood born pathogens are transferable from direct blood-to-blood contact, such as a needle stick from an affected patient.

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weveallbeenthere 30

or saliva from bites. hepititus can last quite a while outside the body.

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MissMagick 1

Your logic is flawed. If you're a doctor I hope you aren't allowed to practice. MOST STIs cannot live outside of a host for long. Some can. Hepatitis for instance can hang around for a good week or so. Do some research before trying to make others feel like an ass or you're no better than a donkey with books on its back.

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buckstop1 37

STD'S can be transmitted from sexual fluids, or sometimes through heritage.

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weveallbeenthere 30

stranger things have happened. just make sure you let any future partners know about it.

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Vitotaylor36 13

Has nobody considered the fact that they may have been born with it, but just now had an outbreak?

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elizacandle 29

have you had oral sex?

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spikekutter 9

you can get it from your mom when your born..

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XKkim_ 16

Sorry OP, this is pretty tragic. If youre confused about how you got it you may want to talk to your doctor or do some research beacuse if you know the cause, its always easier to treat. Hope you get better!

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thatoneninjadude 14

A lot of people don't know that you can actually get STDs from public restrooms also.

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LostInTheZone11 29

That's an Urban Legend. The virus can't last long without the host.

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