By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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_RobotInDisguise 0

Wow. That is ****** up - so basically the mum told her daughter you were the father but didn't think to tell you she existed?

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mightybrit 6

wow that's just awful. are you still in contact with the mom? if so then that's just messded up..

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perdix 29

Oh, shit! You missed the best years when she was sweet and would be "Daddy's Little Girl," and, POOF!, she magically finds you when she's a moody teenager who will constantly be hitting you up for money. F both of your L's

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lilbyrd43 0

Shout out to networking sites, like facebook. You should delete it now, before more random kids pop up. Than you'll end up on Maury

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eriyana8 0

wow....I'm presuming ur a guy, cuz I'd think you'd probably remember giving birth to her-

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gigikun 0

thats hot how old is she? jkin :P lol good luck with that your life sucks

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hbgoddard 0

Let me get this straight... You got a friend request from someone on Facebook, they told you they were your daughter, and you believed them? YDI for being so gullible!

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brittanyg93 0

and if it's true? I found my father from the online phone book. you are the perfect mix of stupid and asshole.

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VanessaVander 2

dang. facebbok is the way to go. at least u now know u have a daughter. thank the lord for facebook.

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