By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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_RobotInDisguise 0

Wow. That is ****** up - so basically the mum told her daughter you were the father but didn't think to tell you she existed?

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mightybrit 6

wow that's just awful. are you still in contact with the mom? if so then that's just messded up..

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isitofficial_ 0

haha, if she really is your daughter, the slogan of facebook would now be "facebook' brings family an friends together." LOL btw, YDI for not usingg protection. :D

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pjfromok 0

"only sailors use condoms baby...yeahhhh!!!"

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Pearljammer001 0

but I moderated this to

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CharlotteRx 4

And that's why I don't have a Facebook account : )

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bloodhoundbambam 0

Good point :O /me deletes acc

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unforgivablecae 7

Meanwhile your comment makes 0 sense because you are, in fact a female and it not possible for you to have children you are unaware of.

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superHydrate 4

ahaahahahahahhahahha!!!! and they say facebook sucks... wonders of facebook eh!!! hahahahhahah!!! thank you Jesus for this day!!! best FML everrrrrr!!!!!!!!

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kingwaldo 0

It's called a condom, buddy. Use one next time.

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