Kids: Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She...

Seriously? From both you and #89. You think that a woman wouldnt notice being pregnant and giving birth to a kid? F both of YLs if your really that foolish. Plus its kinda obvious that is a man if you look at the line just under the post.

iTROLL 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:41

at #10. you're a bitch and by the looks of you I bet uve never used a condom. I mean deyum ur ugly as hell

youEQUALtosser 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:41

Only way to say this, YDI.

lilbyrd43 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:44

Today, I tried to add my long lost father on facebook. He denied my request

kloof 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:04

He doesn't have to use protection. For all you know, he could of been married then divorced without his ex telling him she was pregnant.

eur003 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:10

lol at 91 and 110... ofcourse I was joking... I don't think anyone is that retarded... p.s how old is your daughter OP? I'm single :p

lover1995 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:15

hey! atleast you found out

chicagoted 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:16

dam that suks. akward chat

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